World's biggest penis

I've just been watching a programme on Channel Four called The World's Biggest Penis.

No-one could mistake it for an educational film, nor its opposite: wank fodder. It was weak, derisory and a poor excuse for journalism. It was, however, mildly entertaining, even if it made the viewer nauseatingly uncomfortable.

The general idea of the programme was to parade men with large cocks in front of the camera, only for you to feel sorry for them. The narrator was a woman, and probably, the film-maker too. Revenge of the feminist? I wouldn't like to make a judgment.

The men were, in all cases, unhappy. Men with large cocks were seen attesting that they could not have proper sex, full penetration, had erectile dysfunction, were made fun of, treated as commodities and life, in general, was tough. I nearly said hard then, but thought better of it.

The programme was largely devoted to Jonah Falcon. See the photograph, above. He's not in such good shape these days, has gained a lot of weight and seemed pretty nervous.

All these men, Jonah included, complained they were treated as nothing more than meat by society, yet loved to show off their impressive size given any opportunity. Jonah complained at the constant attention he was given because of his cock, reminding the viewer that there was more to him than that, yet saw fit to walk the streets of New York in very tight golden lycra pants.

With porn more and more accessible these days and the only visible cocks at least ten inches long, how do even above average men feel when seeing a guy with a massive wanger? Why do guys want to have a massive cock when it clearly brings such misery? To feel that they can better satisfy their partner? I don't think so. I think men want to have a big one simply because of the attention and adulation it brings.

With power comes responsibility. With a big cock comes attention. Be careful what you wish for. There's more to you than your genitals.