Alan gets probed

My wee pal, Alan, the bitch, has agreed to be interviewed by Minge. In doing so, he's agreeing to put up the questions along with the answers on his blog. He's also agreeing to offer an interview to the readership of his blog. Whomsoever he interviews must do the same as him, answer his questions on their blog and offer an interview to their readership and so on... So, without further ado, Alan gets probed:

1. What was life like in the Royal Navy and did civilian men like you in the uniform?
2. To whom did you first come out and what was it like? Before you came out, did you try and fit into the heterosexual world?
   
3. In your blog, you claim you're an actual bitch. I don't think you are. I think you're quite pleasant. Therefore, are you bi-bitchual? Are you more bitchy than pleasant or more pleasant than bitchy? Please use percentages.
4. Do you miss Armadale when you're not there? Furthermore, where's the best place on the planet that you've stayed and why?
5. You've told me that you, "Don't do love." Really? Are you playing hard to get with this Brazilian guy? Who's the love of your life? Would you rather have love in your life or material objects?

Thanks, hen. Really looking forward to reading your answers! Thanks also to my wee Dutch boy and Canagal, without whom, none of this would have been possible!