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The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
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Les blogs
- A page from the diary
- All that you can't leave behind
- An old salty sailor abroad
- Angsty
- At the mad tea party
- Best you've ever seen
- Blah blah blah...
- Blog of Rand
- Brian Taylor
- CECG&B
- Conortje
- Daddy or chips?
- David's daily dramas
- David's tangled thoughts
- De Viris Pulchris et Aliis
- Destination Scotland
- Diary of an old cheeser
- Dispatches from an MFA seeking writer
- Gay Sky Hooker
- Kapitano
- Lost in London
- Make your own kind of music
- Matty's bit of space
- Moncrief Speaks
- My ramblings
- Petite Flower
- PM
- Slice Me Nice
- So hip it hurts
- Spirit of Saint Lewis
- Story Of The Turtle
- The Cornjob Memorial Library
- The girl with the golden mind
- The Project 76 Blog
- Torchwood
- Ucallmemadam
- Voix de Michèle
- Vulgar Junya
- Wells Alternative Carnival
- Zona Boy
- マンコの病的探検記
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- Rainbow
- Embra
- Mink
- Nippon
- decor
- Goat
- Records
- Photography
- Beans
- Penrith
- kmph
- Bird flu
- F
- The Hildert files
- Love (part deux)
- Before
- Dubya
- Transamerica
- Balls
- Love
- Decorating
- IBS
- Snake
- Lamb
- Mary
- Separated at birth?
- Swearing
- Shaven Minge (part deux)
- BAFTA
- Celebdaq
- Drag
- Minge
- Quizzed
- S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G
- Liver
- Cooking
- Shaven Minge
- A question for Hildert
- Love Is A Catastrophe
- Minge, Alan and Dan
- Dick and Dom
- Alan gets probed
- Travis
- Jude
- Posh
- Nina
- Jacko
- Lady Garden
- On the street where you live
- Margarita
- Eurovision!
- An interveiw with Minge
- Suicide
- Shinkansen for the central belt
- Last Chance
- Records
- Cheney
- News
- Lift
- Valentine
- Beanz
- An eye for a dream
- Minge and no mushrooms
- Lost
- Mr Burns
- Prison bitch
- Beans
- Keith Duffy
- English
- French
- Separated at birth?
- Bed
- Our Glorious Leader (part deux)
- Rôle play
- Our Glorious Leader
- Giant
- Darzet
- Baby poo
- George
- Paris et l'oiseau
- That woman (more memoirs of a wanker)
- Hiroshima
- Shinkansen
- The long and the short of it
- Porn
- Memoirs of a wanker
- Des toilettes Japonais
- Dannii, Arthur and Martha...
- Bum wash
- Die
- Dead Or Alive
- Daughters
- Le jardin
- Fleur
- Food
- Bathroom
- Mum
- Tense nervous headache?
- Bond director 'tried to sell sex'
- Wicked
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13 comments:
I HATE that fucking bird in a nappy. I hope it dies horribly.
He wished he could fly right up to the sky...! ROFL! Keth Harris used to come into the building society where I worked. He was a right sleazy cunt.
did he insert his hand up your green hairy arse when he wanted to make a deposit?
Vile! No, he was a dirty old man with the women in the branch. Staring at them, licking his lips, making lewd suggestions. He certainly wasn't queer. I wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole.
you would think he'd be hit with the ladies, knowing that he's been fisting old birds for years.
ROFL! You're unique. You really are.
unique?
Are you calling me a tosser?
;-)
No, you're a very funny man. You always make Minge giggle.
a very funny man? Makes me sound old.
Actually, talking about being old... a few weeks ago I interviewed a wee Scottish girl for a job in my call centre in Bournemouth. When she left she departed with these words:
"Thanks Mr Fisher"
I nearly fainted! Mr Fisher is my DAD. I shouted at her, "Call me Alan", hoping to regain some youth, but she just gave me a weird look as she skipped out of the office.
Mr Fisher, INDEED. I've never been so upset.
So she made you feel old, and you reaffirmed your old-age by trying to sound young and cool?
Ouch... hehehe
I sense a mid-life crisis.
you are a pair of bitches
At least we see Orville being more entertaining than he has ever been!
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