Wednesday, February 22, 2006

F

Just read on Metro that a teenager has been fined £80.00 by a policeman (fixed penalty notice) for saying the F word.

If I was fined £80.00 every time I said it, I would now be penniless.

Click here to see the whole story.

4 comments:

Alan Fisher said...

Where did you get a copy of Metro? I thought they were only available on the London underground - not that I get the chance to read it because of the massive crushing effect of all the people squeezing into each carriage.

Alan Fisher said...

I've just read the article... can they fine you if you type Fuck into your blog?

Minge said...

They put them on the buses in Edinburgh and Glasgow (Scottish edition) and the local trains that go in and out of the cities.

Don't know if they can fine you for writing Fuck in your blog. Let's put it to the test:

Fuck, fuck, fuckety fuck.

Now ring the law and tell them what you've seen. I'll tell you if a big bobby comes to my door.

Alan Fisher said...

Well, I DID ring the law to tell on you. And they told me to "fuck fuck fuckety off". Apparently they've dealt with HM (her Mingeness) in the past and they're only interested if she's covered in sugar and being held up at knifepoint.

(blush), I'm such a cunt x.