Friday, February 17, 2006

Jacko

This is a before and after photograph of Michael Jackson. I think it's kind of fabulous.

Would you like to meet yourself as a child? I would, I'd say, "You're a nice boy and quite fabulous."

What would you say to yourself?

12 comments:

Dan said...

"Dan, don't try learning to drive. And don't climb up anything higher than your own head - gravity hurts"

Of course, knowing me as a child, I'd probably ignore me and do it anyway...

Minge said...

Interesting. Would you suggest buses and taxis or learning to ride a motorbike?

Alan Fisher said...

I would say to myself "when you're older you'll want to be a pilot or master of a Cunard super-ferry. So get the finger out and start paying attention at school"

Minge said...

You've always had the finger in instead of out!

Alan Fisher said...

well, I like to keep my hand in.

Minge said...

Fisting?

Alan Fisher said...

urgh! no way, that's vile!

I do know someone who's into it though and his partner filmed them doing it on his phone. He showed it to me and I was barfing up.

Still, that explains the huge tub of Crisco in his kitchen.

Minge said...

Was it butter flavour Crisco?

Minge said...

How did we get from Michael Jackson to fisting?

Alan Fisher said...

i didn't know Crisco had a choice of flavours.

And we'll always manage to turn any subject round to sex. It's what we're best at.

Minge said...

Yes, shopping and fucking. They're the best subjects for conversation.

Alan Fisher said...

aye. Shopping and Fucking. Especially in Fabulous heels. For both activities hen.