The above photograph was the first image to come up when I did an image search on my name on Google.Ten of the best movies I've ever seen:
1. Brokeback Mountain
2. Serial Mom
3. Female Trouble
4. Mame
5. Pink Flamingos
6. Polyester
7. Desperate Living
8. Now, Voyager
9. The Others
10. The Crying Game
The ten best Pet Shop Boys songs:
1. Being boring
2. What have I done to deserve this?
3. How I learned to hate rock 'n' roll
4. Hit and miss
5. It always comes as a surprise
6. Betrayed
7. Delusions of grandeur
8. Flamboyant
9. For your own good
10. Was that what it was?
The ten worst Pet Shop Boys songs:
1. Sexy northerner
2. Disco potential
3. I get along
4. Birthday boy
5. Email
6. Liberation (e-smoove 12" mix)
7. Time on my hands
8. One and one make five
9. The theatre
10. West end girls (dj hell mix)
The best albums of the past twelve months:
1. Madonna - Confessions On A Dance Floor
2. Sugababes - Taller In More Ways
The best discoveries of the past twelve months:
1. Emmylou Harris
2. Ensemble Opus Posth
Have read recently and should you too:
1. Sylvia Plath - The Bell Jar
2. Arthur Golden - Memoirs Of A Geisha
You really shouldn't bother:
1. Edmund White - The Married Man
2. Roger McGough - Blazing Fruit (very bad poetry)
My favourite beauty product:
Pout plump
All the guys I like(d) (not necessarily fancied) from reality TV shows:
Pete Burns
Stephan Booth
John Barrowman
Colin Jackson
Will Thorp
Darren Gough
Dennis Rodman
Shayne Ward
Kemal Shahin
Bruce Forsyth
The last famous person I met:
Dannii Minogue
Most recent embarrasing moment:
A shop assistant blatantly checking out my package in a clothes shop
When I die, I want to be buried in:
A forest in Scotland
All my pets in chronological order:
Rexy
Smudgy
Brandy
Whisky
Muffy
Smoky
Babsy
Baby
Billy
Meg
Mary
(strange - the only one with a name not ending in a Y is Meg, and I didn't name her)
Dishy anchormen from BBC news which I saw FIRST:
1. Huw Edwards
2. Peter Dobbie
3. Tim Wilcox
Last visited hairdresser, and when:
Yo-Yo in Kinson, about two years ago
Last bought useful household utensil, and when:
Citrus juicer about three weeks ago - the last one smashed
Horrendous dutch words:
kut
bastaard
wijfje
Funny Scots words:
glaikit
besom
bawbag
When I die, please play at my funeral - top 5:
1. Someday I'll find you - Shola Ama
2. Your Funny Uncle - Pet Shop Boys
3. What Makes A Man A Man? - Marc Almond
4. Sunset - Kate Bush
5. I Don't Want To Say Goodbye - Teddy Thompson
4 comments:
OK -- what is the different between "like" and "fancy"?
And what do those Scots words mean?
I'm dying to know.
If you fancy someone, you desire them sexually, as opposed to licking them. Oops! Licking! I've left that in so you can see my Freudian slip!
Glaikit - stupid, foolish or thoughtless. Usually used, thus, "She looks glaikit," meaning she looks gormless or idiotic.
Besom/Bism - hussy, loose woman, slut (NOT whore).
Bawbag - testicles, scrotum.
OK, what are your ten WORST movies?
Minge, you are my new source of interesting words. When are you coming to MN?
I haven't heard anyone say "hussy" in FOREVER. I love that word.
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