A man has been forced to marry a goat after he was found having sex with it, according to Aunty.
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I can't believe this is on the BBC!
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6 comments:
you have "goat" to be "kidd"ing.
He must've been "horny".
He had to pay a dowry of $50 in "cash, mere"ly to avoid jail.
"Best ay all, it ta"kes ages to think up these captions.
You are funny. I can always count on you for a laugh.
I wonder if the farmer who caught him said "you're getting on my goat"?
In the depths of the countryside there lived a farmer who took care of baby animals.
The farm was very peaceful until one day the farmer noticed a man running away with his trousers round his knees. Now the farmer took the incident very seriously, so he started an investigation into which animal had been shagged. Unfortunately, the only witness the farmer had to this outrageous bestial act was his pet bunny rabbit.
Since the rabbit was unable to speak and tell him who fucked one of his animals, the farmer lined up his four prime suspects, a cow, a horse, a goat, and a duck, and told the rabbit to pick out who had committed the dirty deed.
The rabbit hopped up and down the line, checking each animal, and then finally hopped forward three feet, and stopped in front of the goat.
"It wasn't me! It was't me!" yelled the goat.
The farmer shook his head and said, "The hare's looking at you, kid."
Alan needs to get out more :D
ROFL!
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