It's late, nearly one o'clock in the morning. I should go to bed, but I don't see the point. I'm wide awake, my mind's in turmoil... I'll have a fag. That might calm my nerves. They're full of vitamins. Perhaps that's what I need.
I know what I need.
Do you?
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6 comments:
YES, we know what you need. But Ina works long hours and you shouldn't be harassing her like this.
Get a dildo like everyone else.
Except Jodie Marsh... she's banned from owning vibrator's as it's cruel to vibrator's to be owned by a publicity seeking whore like her. In fact, Peter Andre, it's cruel for you to be owned by a publicity seeking whore.
I'm drunk. And about to play poker. Is Ina a top and are you a bottom or do you take turns?
WWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOPS. I didn't mean to ask that.
Are you?
i don't mean to pry, but you both have massively filled jeans. Not a cheap comparison, but anyone staring at your crotches (I have) and you come to the conclusion " both are hung".
lol... well now that you (me) mentions it I have to ponder. "Who's the Daddy".
OMG.... you know what? I've just realised I don't even want to know.... urgh! You're my absent friends, I can't sexualise you both in that way. Urgh, it's like asking my parent who fucks whom. VILE. And with what?
Well? Top or Bottom? I'm a Top, in case you're interested.
And I don't mean to be rude, but I think that Minge's is a tiny bit bigger than Ina's. Just a tiny bit. But still bigger than mine. In a tiny way.
Actually, I secretly think you're both HUGE. Can you see me? I feel a bit tipsy so I'm not sure if I'm typing this or just feeling my own way...
We're both technically versatile. Though Ian doesn't like me to shag him because, well, I don't know. He's let other blokes shag him, but not me.
I'm nine inches. I've never measured Ian's dick.
Glad you asked those questions?
ROFL!
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