It's been one hell of a roller coaster ride of an afternoon.I've been working on the lyrics to Come (and be a lesbian), which will hopefully become the b-side to I'm so excited (I could vomit) and XWiz has been working on the music. We're the Elton John and Bernie Taupin of the age!
A simple task, you might think, but no. Not when you've got Dannii on your back. The bloody telephone's not stopped ringing all afternoon. I've hardly had a full ninety seconds of silence to concentrate! In the end, I told her to get lost. We've had a huge fall out. I think the single's going to be a solo effort.
I'm gutted to be honest, I mean, there's a lot of kudos and caché in recording a duet with Kylie's sister. Alas, never mind. Onwards and upwards.
Incidentally, Kylie Minogue is an anagram of you like Minge. Could it be some kind of mystical omen?
WXiz has come up with an ambient techno remix of I'm so excited (I could vomit). You can download it here. Be mindful of the fact, though, dear reader, that the track will expire after one hundred downloads or seven days, whichever comes sooner. Please leave any thoughts you have on the song in the comments section!
I've finished working on Come (and be a lesbian), at least, I think I have. I may still mess with it, but thus far, the lyrics are:
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
If you find your hair's a mess
And you're in a dirty dress
Shave your head, wear dungarees
Dykey fashion's such a breeze
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
Out to choose a new lipstick
And you don't know which to pick?
Easier when you eat fish
No make-up, you're still a dish
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
Had enough of your tight bra?
Tell your boyfriend who you are!
Tell him to get out of it
Find a girl who'll love your tits
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
There's a moral to my song
Men are trouble, just plain wrong
Girls are where our future lies
Right between your girly thighs!
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
If you've had enough of men
Come and be a lesbian
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I sense Grammy.
Of course in the American market you will have to change vomit to hurl on the other tune
It's all fabulous.
What words rhyme with hurl?
Gurl, unfurl and... er... wurl. As in -itzer. You know - when a gypsy used to fling you round on the off-notes of I'm So Excited?
Fabulous!
girl, swirl, pearl, curl, unfurl.
Hahahahaha!!!! It's catchy, and I just know I'm going to be singing the words to myself all day now...
I really do think we have a hit on our hands.
and they say Lily Allen is the sound of summer '06 :-)
They're wrong!
Very pretty site! Keep working. thnx!
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