Can't stop! Cakes to bake! Someone's going to be forty tomorrow!
It's Saturday! It's Haiku Saturday!
Click here to play. If you don't, I'm coming round to kick you in. Don't think I don't mean it, because, dear reader, I bloody well do.
The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.