Friday, July 28, 2006

Naked Harry

Harry Potter in the nude? Um, yes!

Check out the news story on the beeb.

Not only will he be naked, dear reader, but he'll be feeling up a bunch of horses! No, really!

Whatever next!?!?


Kapitano said...

"a stable boy who has an erotic relationship with his horses ... Peter Shaffer's 1973 play Equus"

Oh for christ's sake. Equus is about a boy who creates a personal religion from fragments of christianity and his childhood association of horses with freedom. It gives him a strong spirituality, until his 'god' (horses) sees him sinning (having sex) with a woman.

It's one of the most important plays of the 20th century. It's about religion, hypocrisy, and especially guilt. It's not about a kid who fancies horses!

So, next from the BBC's theatrical correspondant:

Waiting for Godot - Two tramps decide to kill themselves because it might give them erections.

Billy Liar - A man has two girlfriends.

Evil of the Daleks - Sink plungers are phallic symbols.

Brian said...

Yeah, I always thought that about the Daleks. All dicks and nipples.

Minge said...

Kapitano, I had no desire to see Equus - until now. What is Aunty like?

And Brian, I always thought the most scary thing about the Daleks was their bounty of nipples. It's pure wrong.

David said...

Oh, I think I'll pass on that image.

As for the Daleks, I totally don't see it. *breaks out the sex book*

Anonymous said...

In the play, he stabs out the horse's eyes, or something. After seeing this play, I think I'll want to do the same.

The Daleks are blatantly saying 'Ex-sperm-inate!' Don't people know this?!?

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