The Queen is currently here in Edinburgh, gracing us Scots with her presence. Very kind of her. While here, she's doling out prizes like tuppeny sweets. Click here to read all about it.
Poor Dannii got nothing.
Why couldn't she honour Minge with an OBE? I think I deserve it! Also, I might get on to the Pope. I think I should be canonized. I am, after all, a living saint.
I'm rather full of myself this morning, dear reader.