Thursday, July 06, 2006

Miserable old biddy on holiday shocker!

The Queen is currently here in Edinburgh, gracing us Scots with her presence. Very kind of her. While here, she's doling out prizes like tuppeny sweets. Click here to read all about it.

Poor Dannii got nothing.

Why couldn't she honour Minge with an OBE? I think I deserve it! Also, I might get on to the Pope. I think I should be canonized. I am, after all, a living saint.

I'm rather full of myself this morning, dear reader.

3 comments:

Minge said...

I think the old bag will out-live her jerk of a son.

Alan Fisher said...

If you got an OBE would you be a decorated Minge?

Minge said...

Vile! But yes!

I'd take it. Did you see Michael Winner turned his down?