Confiteor Deo omnipotenti vobis fratres, quia peccavi nimis cogitatione, verbo, opere, et omissione, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
I once stole chocolate from my brother's coat pocket.
I am a slothful glutton.
I was once consumed with avarice.
As a teenager, I would masterbate, at length, many times a day.
I have known vanity. And pride. I thought I needed no-one and that I couldn't fail. I was so wrong.
I've been known to tell people I like them, whereas, if the truth be known, I've hated their guts and sometimes wished them dead.
I am envious of people with hair. Lots of hair.
I've been known to have lustful thoughts.
I am greedy.
I say Christ a lot. In a bad way.
I've been shopping on a Sunday.
By my consumption of animal products, I am guilty of murder.
I have disobeyed both my Parents.
I have been shoplifting.
I've spread gossip.
I was jealous of a very popular boy in school and coveted his very smart, very fashionable, trousers and blazer.