Friday, July 21, 2006

Some questions I'd like answered

Have you ever been to a Harvester before?

Window or aisle?

Smoking or non?

Are you allergic to anything?

When did you last see your Father?

Amateur or professional?

Full cream or low fat?

Is he soft or hard?

Breast fed as a baby?

Two bellies, two Jags or two shags?

Did you remember to set the timer?

Did you really have no idea?

How much?

She said what?

How do they do that?

Can you come here for a minute, please?

Could you hold this for a second?

Doesn't that make you feel nostalgic?

So what did you say to that?

Are you now, or have you ever been illiterate?

Expressive or aggressive?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Did you remember the cork-screw?

May I see your passport?

Excuse me, do you have the time?

I beg your pardon?

She showed you her what?

Sure, but did you really want to?

Is it in mint condition?

Did you steal that?

Is he alive or dead?

Who broke your heart?

Airmail or economy?

Do you go commando?

What do you think about the enlargement of the European Union?

Gay or straight?

Did you see that?

Can you keep a secret?

How naïve can one person be?

Could you stop doing that, please?

When are you going?

Can you read my mind?

6 comments:

Brian said...

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

CoffeeBigPlz said...

and i wouldn't get that darn job with the republican party.

Dan said...

On it now :D

Minge said...

Curiosity killed the cat, but knowing made him better.

Brian said...

Dead is better.

To quote Tegan: "You're weird, Turlough."

Minge said...

I'll just top myself now, then.

;)

The fact that you can quote Tegan makes me realise just how fabulous you are, Brian.