I need to vent about some of the Big Brother housemates.
Excuse me while I let off steam, dear reader:
Aisleyne - stupid chav. She does make for interesting viewing though, especially when she's being a total bitch. She's the Alexis Colby of Channel 4. I do wonder though if she's misunderstood. Could something nice lurk under that hard shell of a ghetto princess?
Pete - fabulous, kind, hot, funny, lovely, good natured, honest, selfless. Massive dick. Winner! I don't think he's straight, either. He might not be gay, but he's certainly not straight.
Jayne - ok in small doses - otherwise annoying. Mind you, anyone that can break a bed gets a thumbs up from me.
Spiral - idiotic chav. What a dire waste of time.
Richard - camp control freak. Could have been interesting and fun, but he's not and I feel totally let down. Sexual terrorist, indeed.
Lea - dirty porn queen. Fucked up. Attention seeking bint. Needs love. And a shrink. I really feel sorry for her and hope she'll be ok once she's evicted.
Imogen - brain dead air-head. She's false, fake and has the mental age of a twelve year old.
Glyn - spoiled brat prone to vile temper tantrums. Needs a hard slap. I hate this pathetic little twat with a passion... I wish he would die.
Nikki - spoiled princess. Needs to know herself. LOL! Makes for interesting television though, and is a laugh a minute.
Jennie - waste of space. Go now, you ridiculous little moron.
Michael - funny, intelligent, honest. All round good guy. Huge cock. Could be prone to dullness. I have high hopes for him, though.
Susie - just leave now you miserable, boring bint.
Mikey - so full of himself it makes me physically sick. Tiny penis.