Thursday, July 06, 2006

The f word

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE F WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

#10 - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

# 9 - "How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagorus, 126 BC

# 8 - "You want THAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelango, 1568

# 7 - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

# 6 - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

# 5 - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhard, 1937

# 4 - "Any fucking idiot could understand that!" - Einstein, 1938

# 3 - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

# 2 - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" -
JFK, 1963

# 1 - "Aw c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,
1997

7 comments:

Dan said...

hehehehe nice... While reading #2, I KNEW it'd be JFK! hehe

Minge said...

You have ESP, Dan.

Dan said...

I knew you were going to say that....

hehe boom boom.

Minge said...

ROFL!

A Novelist said...

I may be really morbid, but #5 made me laugh out loud! ;)

Moncrief Speaks said...

Did you write those, hen? They're quite clever.

Minge said...

#5 made me laugh, too!

Sadly, I didn't write them. Jean sent it as an email to a dog yahoo!group to which I belong.