Merry Independence day, you fabulous yanks!But you know, it's not too late! Tear up that damned constitution, revoke the declaration of independence and come back to the Mother country!
Wouldn't you rather have our old bat as head of state instead of the deranged moron you've been lumped with?
If you'd really rather have a president than a queen (and who says you couldn't one day have the two rolled into one?) - please do better next time and elect:
a) someone with a brain
b) a Democrat
c) a hunk
Seriously, though, have a happy day!
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I'd actually like a president who is a queen. How fun would that be?? Think of all the fabulous holidays we would have! ;)
Thanks for the holiday greetings, Minge.
My ancestors were kicked out of Britain back in the 1700's. Probably debtors. Maybe bloodthirsty murderers!!
But I think they just committed the crime of being poor.
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Ted Kennedy!!!
Happy independence day everyone...tis also my Mum's birthday today so big ahppy birthday to Nicki's Mum too!
I think they should elect Constantinople Rice as Queen, or whatever her stupid name is.
I just thank my lucky stars that Britain is a better state than it was in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries. We'd be kicking most of the population out otherwise. Still, it could go back to that if we ever elect another Tory government.
Is Ted Kennedy a likely candidate? A woman? A gay man? A black man?
Oh, happy birthday to Nicola's Mum! Many happy returns of the day!
Happy birthday to your mum, by the way Stickola x
How old is she today?
Thanks, hen.
You're calling me hen! Are you a secret Scot, Moncrief!?
Sadly, I think our chances of having anyone other than a Christian white male as president are slim to none. But after seeing what those Christian white males can do I'd welcome a change of pace.
If Ms Clinton and Ms Rice both run, you'll be sure of a woman, sure of a lesbian and have a 50/50 chance of America's first black dyke Pres!
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