Questions

Actor's Studio questions (from Voix)

What is your favorite word?

The C word.

What is your least favorite word?

Wicked. Chavs have taken that word and use it instead of good or wonderful. I think that this is vile. Perhaps they should have gone to English class instead of smoking pot behind the bike sheds or having sex at the back of the music block.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?

Intelligent lyrics set to a disco beat. Old fashioned hymns. Beautiful love stories.

What turns you off?

Ignorance, showing-off, shallow exhibitionists, repitition. And lame jokes.

What is your favorite curse word?

Cunt. Its shock value is worth my weight in gold.

What sound or noise do you love?

Synthesizers.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Breaking wind. And Mel B's voice.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

A celebrity WAG. I could give Posh a run for her frikkin' money.

What profession would you not like to do?

Butcher. The thought of handling dead animals all day long fills me with horror.

Where would you like to go?

Gropecunt Lane.

Where would you like to avoid?

Iran (sadly).

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Thank Christ!"