The woman next door to me is a proper clartie bitch.
And if she's reading this, "Trisha, you're a clartie bitch!"
She's had her washing on the line for three days now. It was sunny when I took the picture, but it's also been raining.
She's just a lazy besom. She's been there, I've seen her come and go. Why leave washing out on the line all this time? It'll be dirtier now than when she hung it out.
And look at her "garden" - isn't it one fucking mess!?!?
She should be strung up and horse-whipped.
If you don't know what clartie and besom mean, click here.