Friday, April 21, 2006

Jordan

Jordan once refused to go on a chat show at the last minute until they gave her £400 in cash. This was supposedly for hair and makeup artists, but she did her own.

You go, girl!

I'd be a money-grabbing, hard-nosed bitch if I had jugs like her and all that hair (or is it a wig?).

6 comments:

Voix said...

Those are some terrifying boobs. Seriously, don't they get in the way?

Minge said...

Word was, a while back, that she was going to have her implants removed and be more serious. It's not happened.

Brian Farrey said...

I'm trying so very hard to hear Minge in my head, with a thick Scottish brogue, saying "You go, girl" and not laugh my nipples off.

Promise me you'll say it if we meet up in Edinburgh in August.

Minge said...

I promise you that I'll say it in my vile West Lothian accent.

Alan Fisher said...

i like Jordan a lot.

Minge said...

I love her, too. If I was a woman, I'd be just like her.