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The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
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- A page from the diary
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- An old salty sailor abroad
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- Sun, please come out!
- Tea
- Want to see my ring?
- Haiku Saturday!
- Friendship Book
- M.I.N.I.M.A.L.
- Is Summer Here?
- Je m'appelle Minge
- What it feels like for a girl
- Our Glorious Leader
- Blisslessness
- True fact
- Washing (part V)
- Slug
- Mr Como
- Ten facts
- Advice from a former reformed wanker
- Interesting
- Records
- Feedmap
- Disaster
- Washing (part IV)
- Washing (parts II and III)
- The Fuckwits
- Washing
- Committee
- Photographs
- Minge and Phyllis
- Talking In Your Sleep
- K9
- Genesis Of The Daleks
- Tooth And Claw
- Decking
- Boring?
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- Photograph
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- Mum
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- Personality
- Star Trek news
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- Poker
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- Phyllis
- Who
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- Walliams/Lucas
- Easter
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- BWO
- Gay
- Questions
- Existentialism
- Darko
- City
- Geisha
- Wig
- Donnie
- S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
- Affair
- Bournemouth
- Roof
- Pseudo-sluts
- до побачення
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- Haiku
- Wig
- Madge
- Fag
- Diva
- Smoking
- Flu
- Photo
- Botty?
- K
- Fags
- Thought
- 123456
- Haiku
- Pi
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- Cyndi
- Stupid
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6 comments:
If that picture is of Phyllis, you should run screaming. I'm pretty sure that picture wants to steal my soul.
And my nads.
But mostly my soul.
Probably both.
That picture is of Phyllis, but heavily doctored. He doesn't actually look like that! I think I've made him look quite Christ-like, don't you think? The Christ on the cross? OK, so he wouldn't be smiling...
He looks like you've taken a picture at the exact moment a pair of size-12 steel toed boots connected with his nuts. Mute shock, horror and pain, with a healthy dose of surprise!
We actually took that picture so we could turn him into a SIM! I'll upload a doctored version of me in a bit.
Is it wrong that I'm terrified and want to be sure that you don't have any photos of me?
Yes! It is wrong! LOL!
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