Friday, August 11, 2006

Who is it?

I've just got the Holy Moly! newsletter...

A mole was in a club in Tokyo recently and witnessed perhaps the most bizarre incident I have ever heard. It was a very exclusive invite-only club and our mole was with a friend when it looked like it was suddenly 'snowing' inside the club. It wasn't snow at all, but was actually thousands of small white feathers gently fluttering to the ground. His friend went to investigate and came back ashen-faced saying: "Go round the corner and tell me that what I've just witnessed is not a dream."

So the mole went, as instructed, around the corner and saw two go-go dancers gyrating in front of a booth. On closer inspection, he noticed that sat in the booth was a Very Famous Unmarried Hollywood Actor Prone To Starting Litigation If His Sexuality Is Ever Questioned. The actor was ignoring the go-go girls as he had 'bigger fish to fry'. Well, to be more precise, he had an almost-naked and very young man on his lap. Being spanked. While biting a pillow. And waving his head around so violently that the feathers were flying everywhere.

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Who's being talked about, dear reader?

9 comments:

RIC said...

OmG, the way I've NEVER liked him, heavenly news are coming to me. So his sexuality is not to be questioned, is it? Why? Is it somehow different in Japan? Pics in such cases are a priority! (Yes, Minge, whenever I want I can be mean too). So the «cute boy» had a bigger fish to fry, huh? Take care, or you may fall into the pan...

Minge said...

Lordy, Ric!

And what about George Clooney? As gay as they come? I think so!

RIC said...

Gosh! What must have turned the solar system upside down?!...

Minge said...

Oh, and George Clooney's built like a mule. If that doesn't turn the solar system upside down, I don't know what will.

CoffeeBigPlz said...

What would L. Ron do?

Minge said...

Have a wank, probably.

RIC said...

Is all this nasty or... just scientological?...

Minge said...

I go for nasty.

Anonymous said...

actually....this is old news to some of us. i work in the film industry, and its a well known fact that tom takes boys to his trailer. in my opinion he's got way to much power to be able to keep this one quiet.