Wednesday, August 16, 2006

I murdered a phone because the voices told me to!

I stole this from Hildert:

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black----------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray-----------because I was drunk
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because I hate my family.
Brown----------because I was high.
Other-----------because I'm a ninja.
None------------because I can't control myself

Please let me know what sentence you came up with in the comments section, dear reader.


David said...

I smoked a goat because that’s how I roll.

[Scratches head] I don't get it.

Minge said...

Don't worry, hen, neither do I.

RIC said...

I see... Just for the fun then... «I choked on my dog (I'm not Chinese though) because that's how I roll (?!)...
Mamma mia!!!

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Kapitano said...

I snogged your lodger because I'm a gazelle.

(Did you ever have the feeling you were read from a different script to everyone else?)

Anonymous said...

I sang to your mom because that's how I roll.
*head explodes*

CoffeeBigPlz said...

I yelled at a goat because I'm a ninja.

(p'shaw of course!)

graham said...

I choked on myself because I'm a ninja

Andrea said...

"I loved a pickle because I am cool like that."

Yup, thats me!

Minge said...

Andrea, that's the best one so far!

Where have you been?



alan said...

I choked on a ninja because I was high


Andrea said...

I've been here pet, just not had much to say. Loved the 'letter from a mother'. Thank god she knew how to aliterate with such dignity.


dadasiada said...

I dry humped Chuck Norris because I hate my family... a short part of it it's true... the last part... :))