Scottish nutjob Rev George Hargreaves has unsuccessfully run for election for parliament, Scottish parliament and European parliament, and his party, the Scottish Christian Party, claiming Christ's Lordship, is fielding candidates in every seat in next year's Scottish elections.
How can he afford this?
Well, the Rev used to be called George Jackman, and he wrote the gay anthem So Macho for Sinitta, which sold more than a million copies in 1985 and still generates more than ten grand in royalties every month.
His political party opposes abortion, euthanasia and embryo research as well as backing anti-abortion pressure group UK Life League, which stages frightening protests outside family planning clinics across Britain.
There's only one thing to do, dear reader: get every TV station and radio station to stop playing the record and 80s compilation albums to stop including it.
What a vile wee man.