The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
They're everywhere.(Seriously. Fucking everywhere.)
Who the hell's that guy - with the silly looks, I'd say - in the 1.st pic? Another shitty celebrity?... OmG, they're so many...
I know Michèle. I hope you weren't upset by me joking about drinks.Ric... He's the one from The Sixth Sense. He had a bizarre name. He could see dead people. If you click on the photographs, you're taken to the relevant news story.
No, of course not! I joke about drinks all the time. I'm just having a day, that's all. Went to the gym to get over myself and started shuddering when I saw my flabby arms in the big mirrors.She who is without flab may drink the last beer. . .
You look gorgeous to Minge.
Haley Joel Osment is his name.
By the gods above! But that one was just a child, not a «young man»... How many years already since the film?...
Shock Revelation. Child actor develops drink and drug habits. "It's never happened before, like ever" says Macauly Caulklin. Special feature by Lisa Minelli.Shock Horror Probe. Lunatic moron who used to be in some rubbish films (but no one can remember which ones) is not only a religious nutcase, and a holocaust denier, but worst of all...is a pisshead!
The world is full of surprises!
Excuse ne kapitano, I take offense to that. I am a religious nutcase,,, damnit!
Really, Mr Coffee? Then you must also be a big old perv. The two do go together, as I'm sure you're aware.So...[looks around to check no one's listening in]...fancy a bit of mutual pervery?
Kap.I hate to be the spoiler...but, uhm, I am a woman.Not too perverted. I do have a bawdy sense of humor. Gets me in trouble some times. I don't pretend to be a hypocrite. My pastor has my blog addy, so the only one I'd prefer not see it is my mum... only because I like to vent sometimes.I am simply what I am.But not a dude. I have one laying next to me tho... right this moment.He looks good in uniform.
Oh and I am not toooo old, 40 this November.
Hysterical! I have missed reading your blog daily. :)
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