Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Moncreif's meme

I pinched this from Moncrief Speaks.

Where I was and what I was going:

Ten years ago -

I was living with my Mother in Bournemouth, trying to escape a spiral of depression and dependency on tranquilizers. The armed robbery had happened four or five years previously but still played a major part in my life. I didn't want it to play a major part in my life, but I was in a catch 22 situation. Every time, I popped a pill, I mulled over the eason I was taking them. If I didn't take the pill, the reason became a larger part of my day-to-day going on. There was no escape.

Five years ago -

Phyllis and I were living in a wee flat in Edinburgh. It was tight and cramped, but I was the happiest I'd ever been.

One year ago -

I was back living in Bournemouth. Our house in Armadale had been sold but the house we'd bought was still occupied by the previous owners. Homeless, I went to stay with my Mum while Ian was in St Boswells with his parents. Ian's Mum was dying. It was the worst time for us to be apart and I have so many regrets, you just wouldn't believe it, dear reader.

Yesterday -

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Five yummy things:

Apple Danish
New York Cheese Cake
Vanilla Crème Brûlée

Five things I know by heart:

Sonnet 94
My telephone number
My email address
Lots of blue jokes
I thought I saw Jesus by Spike Milligan:

I thought I saw Jesus
Sitting on a tram
I said, "Are you Jesus?"
He said, "Yes, I am."

Five things I'd do with lots of money:

Move to the Caribbean, buy a large house and set up a sustainable business
Make a massive donation to Dogs Trust
Pay a hit man to take out Elton John
Buy a solid gold toilet
Have a butler to wipe my bum

Five favourite TV programmes:

10 O'Clock News
Big Brother
How Clean Is Your House?
You Are What You Eat
Property Ladder

Five things I'd never wear:

Drainpipe jeans
Socks with sandals
Old style Y fronts
A double breasted jacket
A coconut bra

Five things I enjoy doing:

Listening to music
Walking my dogs

I tag YOU, dear reader.


Moncrief Speaks said...

Excellent! And I do love that obviously Photoshopped photo as well.

I also like that you added the French accent thingies to "brulee," which I didn't bother with.

Fabulous on an international scale, sweetie.

Minge said...

What was photoshopped!?!?

Minge said...

You mean a fox wouldn't actually appear with a bunch of hounds without causing a huge fuss?

Moncrief Speaks said...

I think that's a fair bet.

Minge said...

Oh, and I was convinced it was real.

Minge said...

And I saw a fox last night...!

Heidi said...

Stealing bandwidth is not nice.