Friday, August 11, 2006


It's all over for David Beckham.

How long now, then, without the spotlight on the attention grabbing little bitch, will it be before Posh divorces the poor sod?

I give it weeks.

Or days.


RIC said...

I can't say yet whether I mind about it or not. Sorry!
One of the other bitches - MC - is coming to Lisbon. Can you imagine what for?! To sing, by all the Olympic gods above... Of all things possible...

A Novelist said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE gossip! You're fabulous! :)

Minge said...

What's Mel C going to bloody well sing?

I love gossip, too! Can you tell?


RIC said...

Exactly! Whoever told that cow she could ever articulate and utter anything whatsoever, moreover sing a tune?!

Lex Ham Rand said...

What an amazing string of gossipy posts! This is the blog to visit for celebrity news!

Moncrief Speaks said...

Minge is the new Hello! magazine.

Kapitano said...

Is there a pattern to these revelations? Something that unites them all?

Wait, I get it. Elton divorces what's-his-name, just as Will breaks up with thingy, plus Beckham and Posh both need new sources of income.

Now, Elton divorces what's-his-name, marrying Beckham on the rebound, Posh duets with Will - a song called "Man Trouble" that goes straight to No 1 when all the poofs buy it - and Will's ex thingy turns out to be...a photographer who "know's" Elton's ex. In the biblical sense.

Elton gets a new hubby, Beckham gets a new millionaire, Posh gets a new hit, Will marries what's-his-name the unfaithful golddigger, and Britney Spears isn't involved at all!

Suddenly, it all makes sense.