It's all over for David Beckham.How long now, then, without the spotlight on the attention grabbing little bitch, will it be before Posh divorces the poor sod?
I give it weeks.
Or days.
The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
It's all over for David Beckham.
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I can't say yet whether I mind about it or not. Sorry!
One of the other bitches - MC - is coming to Lisbon. Can you imagine what for?! To sing, by all the Olympic gods above... Of all things possible...
I LOVE LOVE LOVE gossip! You're fabulous! :)
What's Mel C going to bloody well sing?
I love gossip, too! Can you tell?
;)
Exactly! Whoever told that cow she could ever articulate and utter anything whatsoever, moreover sing a tune?!
What an amazing string of gossipy posts! This is the blog to visit for celebrity news!
Minge is the new Hello! magazine.
Is there a pattern to these revelations? Something that unites them all?
Wait, I get it. Elton divorces what's-his-name, just as Will breaks up with thingy, plus Beckham and Posh both need new sources of income.
Now, Elton divorces what's-his-name, marrying Beckham on the rebound, Posh duets with Will - a song called "Man Trouble" that goes straight to No 1 when all the poofs buy it - and Will's ex thingy turns out to be...a photographer who "know's" Elton's ex. In the biblical sense.
Elton gets a new hubby, Beckham gets a new millionaire, Posh gets a new hit, Will marries what's-his-name the unfaithful golddigger, and Britney Spears isn't involved at all!
Suddenly, it all makes sense.
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