It's all over for David Beckham.
How long now, then, without the spotlight on the attention grabbing little bitch, will it be before Posh divorces the poor sod?
I give it weeks.
Or days.
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I can't say yet whether I mind about it or not. Sorry!
One of the other bitches - MC - is coming to Lisbon. Can you imagine what for?! To sing, by all the Olympic gods above... Of all things possible...
I LOVE LOVE LOVE gossip! You're fabulous! :)
What's Mel C going to bloody well sing?
I love gossip, too! Can you tell?
;)
Exactly! Whoever told that cow she could ever articulate and utter anything whatsoever, moreover sing a tune?!
What an amazing string of gossipy posts! This is the blog to visit for celebrity news!
Minge is the new Hello! magazine.
Is there a pattern to these revelations? Something that unites them all?
Wait, I get it. Elton divorces what's-his-name, just as Will breaks up with thingy, plus Beckham and Posh both need new sources of income.
Now, Elton divorces what's-his-name, marrying Beckham on the rebound, Posh duets with Will - a song called "Man Trouble" that goes straight to No 1 when all the poofs buy it - and Will's ex thingy turns out to be...a photographer who "know's" Elton's ex. In the biblical sense.
Elton gets a new hubby, Beckham gets a new millionaire, Posh gets a new hit, Will marries what's-his-name the unfaithful golddigger, and Britney Spears isn't involved at all!
Suddenly, it all makes sense.
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