Brian is currently on the train and is due to arrive into Edinburgh Waverley at 1610. He left a message for us on our telephone while we were out at the supermarket.
I'm crapping myself as I'm yet to get a hair cut, hoover* the stairs or wash the kitchen floor. Yet I find the time to blog...! Curious! LOL!
*I shouldn't say hoover, although we tend to in the UK. It's a brand. I would say vacuum, but I don't have a vacuum cleaner either. It's a Dyson and works on the principle of cyclones. So I guess I should say I'm going to cyclone the stairs. But that sounds ridiculous. To say I'm going to dyson the stairs sounds even worse. What should I say, dear reader?