The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
What a pair of little cunts.
Oh my, the 'c' word. But, true!
Oooooh! They're latter day hoodies aren't they?And I HATED that squeeky electronic "diddle-eeee" noise in the background during the "Jump" chorus - the musical eqivalent of having one's testicles continually flicked with an elastic band.Although it is actually quite danceable.Aaaaah! You're all going to hate me now for saying that.
I don't hate you, but I do think you should be punished. What do you think about spanking?
Oooh you kinky devil Minge! Just as well you're in bonnie Scotland and I'm in London, isn't it??Can't you just curse me a bit instead?
I'm not the kinky one. I was talking about punishment. Sounds like you'd like it. You dirty little bitch!;)
Okay, okay, I was jumping the gun slightly there ..... whoops! Please don't tell anyone any my perversions!!
Your secret's safe with me, you kinky slut!
He he he!
This is no laughing matter!Now, bend over!Over!Right over!
You are a naughty boy! Late for school! Learn to obey!
Yes, oh Master!!
Wait, while I wet my hand.
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