Three crazy Scottish facts:
If you come from Cumnock, you're a Cumnocker.
Dallas is a town in Moray in the Scottish Highlands. In the February 1974 general election, Winnie Ewing was elected as MP for Moray and Nairn. No sign of JR.
Jimmy Krankie is, in fact, a woman.
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15 comments:
California is also in Scotland.
Alan
Yes! I've been there a couple of times. It's on the back road to Falkirk from Armadale!
Isn't that a fabulous fact?
Yes! I've been there a couple of times. It's on the back road to Falkirk from Armadale!
Isn't that a fabulous fact?
hullooooo Dahling. You simply MUST get rid of Aaron Fletcher. That bitch is dead to me.
http://oldandsaltyabroad.blogspot.com/
Now, what about us Cumnockers who are not from Cumnrock?
Ladies and gentlemen, we're here today to pay our respects to Aaron Fletcher who died of failing to blog regularly enough so that his friends overseas would know he was still alive.
Let's hope the salty old bitch...er, sailor sticks around for a bit.
aye, awright hen! I'm Salty and Delicious. Deal with it.
x
That Aaron was an idiot anyway... He never replied to my emails asking for the login to his site when I couldn't read it, but the bastard never replied.
I say kick him in a ditch and throw a handful of dirt on him.
Hurrah!
And you don't have to be from Cumnock to be a cumnocker.
Odd that there's nowhere in America called Scotland.
Or indeed Wales.
We need to put that right.
Although, in North America (Canada), thre is Nova Scotia, remember:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova_scotia
And New England is a region, if nothing else, in the USA.
Although there's no reproduction of the whole of Wales, there is New South Wales (a concept I've always found both disturbing and nonsensical) in Australia.
Does New Ireland or New Ulster exist anywhere? If not, why not?
Cumnocker. LOL that's almost as funny as the town of Dildo in Canada.
I don't know what province it's in but I know it exists
The Krankies!! Noooo!! I loved it when they appeared in the French and Saunders p*sstake of "Silence of the Lambs" though. Fandabidooooooosi!!
Dildo sounds fabulous.
And The Krankies are the stuff of legend.
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