This, my darling, is my Black Forest canapé.
Take a rough Scottish oatcake and top with a rounded teaspoon of Nutella chocolate spread (and spread it out) followed by a further rounded teaspoon of black cherry jam.
They're delicious. Make hundreds, invite friends around for a party, but then don't answer the door when said friends turn up. That way, you can eat them all yourself, dear reader.
8 comments:
The recipe is delicious, no doubt about it, Minge! But your piece of advice... it's really mean.
I hope you won't end up ROUND as a canapé after one of those ghost parties... (Lol!)
Have a great Friday!
ROFL!
Thanks, Ric. I'd let you in for a nibble.
It looks a little cow pattie esque. Maybe if I ate with my eyes closed.
You would love it. And if you were from the West Country, you might say, "I love that up me, I do."
I hate to say, but it looks like another Axon turd. However I'm sure it tastes much better than that, doesn't it? Can you post us, one?
A turd or an oat cake?
A turd of course!
I've always threatened to send a shit in a bag to people who've pissed me off. I never thought anyone would ask for a lump of poo from Minge.
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