Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Ice

Which noisy ice queen, at a party in North London, once asked me and several other young men to join him in a gang bang, only to be turned down by all except two muscle marys with a thing for black men?

A banging noise was heard, the bathroom door flew open to show the three exhibitionists going at it, full throttle.

The ice queen went to lots of effort, before the threeway, to make sure everyone knew who he was. He wasn't too successful, though the age group he was targeting knew exactly who he was.

Apparently, he performed like a rag doll.

8 comments:

Old Cheeser said...

Ooooh I'm dying to know who it is!! Dish the dirt!! Dish the dirt!!

Minge said...

Do you think I should? I don't want to get in trouble.

The clues are all there. Noise - Ice - Queen...

Enda P said...

Noise. Ice. Queen. Rag Doll.

Ok, I must be thick. Is it Vanilla Ice? Oh, he's not black. But he thought he was.

Minge said...

Rag doll isn't a clue. Apparently, he just stood there and let the other blokes "worship" him, not even touching them. Noise and Ice are clues to programmes he's been in. Queen is obvious.

Old Cheeser said...

Mr John Barrowman?

Minge said...

Almost. But remember his sex friends were into black men. Think about it.

Old Cheeser said...

Simon Cowell? Louis Walsh? Erm ...

Minge said...

Simon and Louis are not black!

Think...!

Noise (the)
Ice (skating)
Queen - gay...