Saturday, January 06, 2007

It's Haiku Saturday!

Lord above us, Haiku Saturday is back!

Click here to play.

Go on, you know you want to.

Refuse, and I'll come round to your home (within the hour) with my fifteen inch rolling pin and packet of lard.

Scared?

You will be.

It's wooden. And has splinters. Lots of splinters.

5 comments:

Michael said...

Well, I would hope that if you brought the lard you'd be only using that pin to roll over me back! ;)

The Haiku was most excellent :)

Minge said...

I'll use the pin in whichever way you want, hen.

Anonymous said...

My God. Cyan is my favourite Queer Eye.
*siiiigh*

Fifteen inch rolling pin, you say?

Minge said...

Yes, fifteen is a lot of inches.

Anonymous said...

... I'm loving it already! Starting with that photo... Wow!!!