Which famous designer was recently besotted with a young chap and went to Uncle Monty-style pleadings to persuade the young fellow into his flat?
The young man's resistance was eventually worn down and he agreed to go to the designer's plush Hampstead home. On exiting the taxi he was greeted by the breathless and fragrant pursuer with the words:
"I've got a German guy here too. I want to watch you two together..."
The young man was just in time to jump back into the same taxi and flee into the night.