If I said, "I mean the world to you," would you try to call me honey?
Moncrief Speaks made a comment a while back, on this blog entry, about drinking from a cup and saucer vs from a World's Best Grandma mug.
I've been looking at this site and am thinking of buying a mug emblazened with the slogan World's Best Minge.
What do you think, dear reader?
I wouldn't drink out of it, God forbid, but would look at it from time to time in an attempt to understand myself and perhaps reinvent myself.
If I told you, yesterday I was somebody else...?
Other slogans I've considered:
No brakes on my rollerskates
...And there will be rumours of whores
Uri Geller bent my boyfriend
I'm going too fast
So excited, I could vomit!
I'm losing control
Life, freedom, anal sex!
Heaven is a roller-disco
Exciting! Nice to have some rough trade!
Wanking like a Bonobo
You've got male
Ich kann deine verdamde Fotze riechen
Run, girl, run!
Je deteste rock 'n' roll
Bum and Quim
Well, I'll be blowed!
I am Liza Minnelli