Saturday, January 13, 2007
I used to live here, dear reader. Well, not in the internet, but in the area of Bournemouth as seen above. It's called Wallisdown. My actual address was Foxbase Alpha, 41, Bascott Road. Sadly, I've no clue which bungalow I should be looking at. I've a rough idea, but, since so much has (probably) been changed, I'm finding it difficult to identify anything.
I've found a bungalow for sale on the internet. It's practically the same as my old place, but it's not really helping.
I'm also having a major problem remembering my old post code and telephone number. Am I going mad, hen, or just getting old?
Oh, and this, dear reader, is a lie! It claims that Wallisdown is in Poole. Nonsense! Half of Wallisdown is in Poole, the other half is in Bournemouth. I'd like to find the author of that artice, go to his or her house and force feed said numpty with live wasps.
Yes. I'm in a bitchy mood. Gggrrr!