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Look what Phyllis found on Google Earth! Click the above image (for greater clarity) to see the word Poo! carved into a the cereal crop in a field just next door to Edinburgh airport.
What joy people would have had, looking out of their aeroplane windows, seeing that. It beats a crop cirlce and certainly gives folk something to talk about after a long and boring journey.
"Hey, Ma, I saw poo from the aeroplane today..."