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In the year 2007 I resolve to:Wank as often as possible.
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Ha ha ha!Your perfect sort of resolution?
I don't know. It's vile, so that's good, I suppose.
Tis amusing. And you're amusing.
Actually, I'm a crank.
Well, if you fear prostatic complications, I do urge you to wank as often as possible.I've been told I should keep up with my average, just in case...I'm not so young anymore, so I should take care. And as I'm quite obedient as far as health matters are concerned, I really don't mind that much anyway... (Lol!!!)
Fabulous! How many times a day?
hey, I like it. It's ADJUSTABLE!!
Who do you resolve to wank more often?
I've changed my mind. Wanking's out.
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