Saturday, January 06, 2007

Sauce

Which idolised youth, about to tread the boards, has a thing for Chinese?

In rehearsal, the lad constantly sent out for a take away from the local oriental kitchen. Other performers wondered how many Chinese meals a man could eat in an afternoon. Suspicious, they followed the delivery boy into the star's dressing room to find delivery boy with sweet and sour sauce all over his face and star of show's cock covered in the orange, sticky gunk.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Naughty Will Young

Anonymous said...

Who got the pineapple slice?

Andrea said...

My gooo--ness, where ever do you get your details???

Fabulous!

Minge said...

Sadly, it wasn't me with the pineapple...

I could tell you where I get my info, but you'd have to kill me first.