Thursday, June 15, 2006

Paradise

Hey, lady, I've been to paradise, but I've never been to Minge.

12 comments:

Brian Farrey said...

And not a day goes by that I don't thank God profusely for that fact.

Minge said...

Stay away, then! See if I care.

Brian Farrey said...

C'mon, punkinface, you know I loves me some Minge.

Who's my boy? Who's my boy?

Alan Fisher said...

You're a discontented Mother and regimented wife.

Minge said...

I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do.

Minge said...

Izu boy.

Brian Farrey said...

OK, again, maybe I lead a totally circumscribed life, but I'm both fascinated and appalled that such a tacky little song from the 80s made it overseas and became popular enough in the UK that two buff and burly Scots can quote lines from it. Foreign music just doesn't make in into the mainstream as much here and I find that sad. But y'all can talk Emma Channing and Never Been To Me as well as anyone I grew up with and that fascinates me. I need to get out more.

Alan Fisher said...

But I wish someone would talk to me like I wanna talk to you

Alan Fisher said...

Hoooh, I've been to Nice, and the Isle of Greece and I've sipped Champagne on a yacht

Minge said...

I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got!

Minge said...

I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to sea. Hey lady, I've been to Paradise...

Minge said...

Brian, have you ever seen Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert?

The song takes on a whole new meaning.

Yes, you need to get out more! Move to the UK and never leave!