1 Kylie Minogue is to begin the Australian leg of her Showgirl tour which she postponed over a year ago after she was diagnosed with breast cancer.
2 Reese Witherspoon is not pregnant. I pity any child she ejects from her nether regions.
3 I didn't wake up wanting a fag.
4 I took the dogs for a quick walk this morning. A car drove past as I was crossing the road into the wood. Psychological by Pet Shop Boys was pumping out of the car's stereo. Could another fan live around here?
5 Saddam Hussein has gone on hunger strike.
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I'm so proud of you for not wanting to smoke. How is it going for you?
Um....can I ask what you have against Reese? I guess I'm really indifferent toward her but she's got great taste in men.
It's been two and a half weeks since I had a fag. I'm very proud of myself. My only worry is that pride always comes before a fall.
I don't like Reese Witherspoon simply because of those viel films she was in... Can't remember the names - something about a blonde!?!?
Legally Blonde... and Legally Blonde 2
I thought she was great!
I just totally objected to those films on the grounds of taste and decency. I've never even seen them. Do you think I should? Do you think I'd change my mind about Reese?
You'd enjoy the first one more - it's camp as tits
Ok - you're on. I'll watch it as soon as I can. However, if I hate it, I'm coming to beat you up!
you couldn't beat an egg
How very dare you!
ACtually, this is Hussein's fourth hunger strike, or something like that. He keeps wussing out.
He's the most horrible person to have ever walked the earth.
and Hitler?
Hitler was mad. Saddam Hussein is just pure evil. That's not an excuse for Hitler, mind. He was evil, too. But I think Saddam has the edge. Not sure why. It's not based on anything. Just a hunch. I'll probably change my mind tomorrow.
Saddam's two sons were even more evil than him. It was reported that Uday made a father kill his own son for some imagined crime and that he made a girl run from his house as he let the dogs loose to tear her apart.
They got what they deserved.
the two sons, that is!
Vile creatures. Is it any wonder though, with a Father like that?
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