Monday, June 26, 2006

Entertainment news!

Boy George is due back in court. He's going to find out how he's going to be punished... Click here.

J K Rowling is being tight lipped about how the Harry Potter series comes to a close. Click here.

Nicole Kidman, the idiot, got married again. Will she never learn? Click here.

12 comments:

Alan Fisher said...

I think Mr O'Dowd's... erm Mr O'Dowds' ...Mr O'Dowds's?... can anyone help me with where that fucking apostrophe is meant to go?

Anyway, Boy George should do his community service putting loft insulation into piss-stinking old folks homes (guess where I got that idea?)

Why is is that most people are strangers to punctuation marks?

Minge said...

You've been overdosing on Ab Fab again.

O"Dowd's is correct.

I hate people who put apostrophes where they don't belong. In Armadale, there's a take out, can't remember what it's called... They list their wares on the outside of the shop. Pizza's, Kebab's, Chip's.

Gggrrr!

And the jewelry shop near Global Video is just as bad. Go and have a look! I want to throw a brick through their window!

Alan Fisher said...

Rings'N'Things?

lol....

nik'n'nak'n'brick'n'brack'n'things?

Alan Fisher said...

Should it have been "Pizzas, Kebabs, Chips", then? I've always understood "to" and "too", as well as "theirs" and "there's" but I never really got apostrophes (apostrophe's? apostrophes's?)

Alan Fisher said...

maybe one of your sexy writer friends can help me remember the apostrophe rules in a simple way (Brian, Moncrief? Are you up for the challenge of tutoring an incredibly thick, Scottish, cute guy?)

Brian Farrey said...

Moncrief already has his master's in English so I'll let him do the tutoring. Me, I'll just make you my bitch.

Nicole would be just fine if she stopped marrying gay men.

Alan Fisher said...

Shouldn't that be "masters in English"?

Just sayin'

Alan Fisher said...

EH? Wait a MO, Ho........ who said I was gonna be your beatch? Or were you just being anisinine again?

I ain't nobody's beatch*, MmmHmmm.

*Snapping my white fingers across my face in a black stylee left to right, with attitude.

sinner said...

I actually met her hubby once. He came thru with some guitars and I asked what kind of music he played,

"country western" he said

"not with THAT accent" I said

Brian Farrey said...

Alan: No, technically it is master's because it's possessive: a Master's degree.

And, c'mon, you're not fooling anyone. We both know you can't wait for me to come to Edinburgh so you can do my bidding.

*snap* *snap* *snap*

Alan Fisher said...

11th of August is it? Are you flying into London first then getting a connecting flight or is it straight to Edinburgh airport? Where are you staying?

Alan Fisher said...

You can stay in my room in Armadale as it's vacant and absolutely gorgeous. Oh, I won't be there sadly but you're welcome to camp out for a wee while.