1 The eighteen month old girl next door climbed up my fence and promptly fell off, from the top (it's about two metres high from her side). Where was the Mother? Inside, watching television. The Mother came running out to the sound of the child's screams, only to shout and swear at it, telling it off for climbing up the fence. Why wasn't she watching her child?
2 It seems we (in the UK) are definitely going to replace Trident. Click here to see the news item. Wouldn't that money be better spent on other things?
3 Insurers have withdrawn the cover on their virginity taken out by three sisters in the event of the second coming of Christ. Apparently the Catholic church complained.
4 The debate over the Blu-ray/HD DVD formats goes on. Why go through all this? It'll be just like Betamax and VHS. Half the population will have obsolete equipment within two years. All that wasted money...
5 Mary refused to eat her breakfast.
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Now No. 5 is rather intriguing...
She's a very fussy eater. I wish she was more like Meg and would just scoff everything in sight.
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