Thursday, June 15, 2006

Madonna - Get Together

I've just seen the video for Get Together on Channel 4.

I'm a wee bit disappointed.

Obviously, Our Glorious Leader is busy wowing the crowds around the world with her live shows and too busy to make a video, but, hey, couldn't she have made a live recording and used that instead, you know, dear reader, like she did for Causing A Commotion?

As videos go, it's ok, but my disappointment is mostly in the fact that Get Together does not start where Sorry left off whereas Sorry started where Hung Up left off. It's all gone horribly wrong.

Also, it's a vile mix of live action and animation, with the live action having been messed with to make it look like animation, too. I hate mixing live action with animation. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? makes me feel physically sick. And that's without seeing Bob Hoskins' chest.

It would seem that the theme of the video is evolution, though what this has to do with getting together with someone, I have no idea. Volcanos erupt, dinosaurs race across the sky and we end up with skyscrapers and the like.

I can't make sense of it. Can you?

I'm so upset. Why couldn't she have got the Con Loli woman in on it? It could have been fabulous! If you haven't seen her parody of Hung Up, click here. It's what inspired me to dress up as Our Glorious Leader for my birthday.

15 comments:

Moncrief Speaks said...

A new Minge fan!

Dan said...

Quote: "It would seem that the these of the video is evolution"

The what that these the whatnow?!

Alan Fisher said...

where are you collecting all these readers from? Are you out virtual hooring it again?

Minge said...

I don't know where the newbie has come from. One of her favourite books is the bible. I don't know anyone on a personal level who might claim that one of their favourite books is the bible. I mean, I have the bible, but it's not one of my favourite books. I only read it for its comedic value.

Dan:

Quote: "It would seem that the these of the video is evolution"

The what that these the whatnow?!

Thanks for picking that up. I've amended it. I meant to type theme, not these.

The last time I went hooring it, Alan, was with you, when you wanted to find someone with a twenty four inch cock. I remember you saying, "I need it to be able to touch the sides."

LOL!

;)

Dan said...

"I've got a four inch willy, but most girls don't like it that wide"

Dan said...
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Minge said...

Vile.

And who's been deleteing comments again???

sinner said...

I clicked on the link and the alarm went off. scared the piss outta me!

Is Cher out now? Should I throw out all my Bob Mackie?

Alan Fisher said...

omg... Dan talking about his willy! 4 inches WIDE? Your future wife is a lucky cow... and possibly very slack in the saddlebags department.

When I'm sober, I'm coming back to delete this incredibly vulgar and rude comment.

Alan Fisher said...

and I also checked out the "newbie" but when I saw "bible" I nearly burst into flames. Couldn't hit "BACK" quick enough.

Dan said...

In case Alan does decide to delete his post:

"Alan 's Blog Log said...

omg... Dan talking about his willy! 4 inches WIDE? Your future wife is a lucky cow... and possibly very slack in the saddlebags department.

When I'm sober, I'm coming back to delete this incredibly vulgar and rude comment.

8:48 PM "

Anonymous said...

You are all slags.

Alan Fisher said...

WELL... I've never been so upset in my life. A Slag? MOI????

Darling, slags are free and wear fake gold with their shell-suits... I'm very expensive. I'll thank you to call me a high-class hooker from now on.

Minge said...

Alan's like Joanna Lumley with Rab C Nesbit's voice.

Alan Fisher said...

lol... ya bam!