Want, wish, would...

I pinched this from the ever fabulous Zona Boy...

I want, I wish, I would (x5)

I want Grace to stay in the Big Brother house, even though I loathe her.
I wish she dies in there, the first contestant to leave in a body bag.
I would like to replace George who left (not in a body bag).

I want a solid gold toilet.
I wish I could win the lottery. How else could I pay for the solid gold toilet?
I would prostitute myself, but I'd be on my back for a thousand years in order to get enough money for the lovely solid gold toilet. I don't want a golden shower, though.

I want to be slimmer than I am just now.
I wish I could wave a magic wand and see all the fat disappear.
I would have liposuction, but sometimes the results look ridiculous.

I want everyone in the world to be hypnotized and told they love everyone else, regardless of gender, age, race, sexuality and religion.
I wish I could do this myself but:
a) I haven't been trained in hypnosis
and
b) I don't have a big enough pocket watch for the whole world to see it at once.
I would love to be Paul McKenna - if only for a day.

I want to be able to go anywhere in the universe at the drop of a hat.
I wish someone would invent teleportation.
I would make heaven my first stop and bring my Mum's parents back for her and Ian's Mum and brother back for him.