He who is fabulous (Moncrief) recently had an entry on his blog entitled Ask Moncrief Speaks Anything.I had no idea what to blog about this afternoon. All I could come up with was fish. You're lucky, dear reader, that I didn't discuss the price of it! Oh, the clichés come thick and fast...! Anyway, I thought I'd indulge myself and pinch a good idea from someone else. Thus:
Ask me a question, any question - and I'll answer it in the comments section (though I might say no comment if it's too vile - who knows!?!?). You can ask anonymously if you do so desire.
Go on, ask me something. You know you want to.
37 comments:
You stole my naughty photo! I shall get you for that (evil cackle). Just wait.
I can't wait for your revenge! Mind though, I'm a very heavy sleeper.
Where's the frikkin' question?
Anything at all?
Anything!
Just don't embarrass me!
you know that anything I ask will be vile and rude, don't you?
I guess... You dirty little slut.
;)
no, I'm not going to lower the tone, as you've accused me of doing on other peoples blogs.
I'm going to ask a nice question instead:
Have you ever allowed any of your dogs to lick your anus whilst you've jacked off to Billy Piper and the Doctor picures?
Strangely, no, neither Billie Piper nor David Tennant turn me on. However, if I had a picture of George Clooney at hand, my answer might be altogether different.
Have you?
Minge: What are your thoughts about Bulgaria and Romania upcoming entry into the EU?
I'm new to your comments sections. A comment 'virgin' if you will. I have enjoyed your blog for a while and by luck of the link, Alan's as well. Just the visual of Alan's question, well I had to laff out loud. The problem is I'm at work. Luckily, covered by a coughing fit! I think the thick Ukranian-Eastern-European- strain of Herpes he has aquired, has done a runner with his imagination!! ROFL!!!
I SWEAR to Mrs Gawd, I didn't type that last comment!
I think you have a brand new stalker, hen!
actually, we're getting a bit "off topic" here. Let's ask Minge a question:
Do you think that God fearing evangelicals actually deserve to get into Heaven? Even the homo hating ones?
Alan, are you sitting in your hotel room all board and lonely like? Your probably wanting your own stalker, if you were being honest!!
Moncrief -
I welcome Bulgaria and Romania into the cradle of the European Union. It can only be a good thing. While I'm opposed to capitalism in its most vulgar form, a certain degree of it can be useful. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. If a country joining a club like the EU means its citizens become more affluent, the rule of law is extended and human rights are upheld, then I say, go for it!
Some might say that the existing countries will have their resources drained and will have to contribute more to "central funds" - but hey, they can afford it. Some of the richest nations in the world are in the EU.
The Eu is a bit of a monster though, and does need "updating." Hopefully, though, with new members, this will happen with a more definite and common consensus.
I'm actually all for a United States of Europe. I'd love it. And why don't the bloody Brits want the Euro? It would be fabulous!
Hello Andrea!
I agree. I think we're missing all the fun over here. Europe is a pretty exciting place to be at the moment.
OK, I'll think of a saucier question next, minx!
I wanted a stalker for ages. And not just one that posts once or twice and then you never hear from them again. I want the real thing.
Alan, looking at it from God's point of view, I think everyone deserves to get into heaven, no matter what they've done, what they've said... Everyone has the right to be forgiven and I think we should all get the chance, even the homophobic biggots.
However, I think that this topic is too much for the tiny mind of a mere mortal and perhaps it's best, in the end, that we leave it up to God. If he exists.
I kind of hope that once people get to heaven, they realise the error of their ways. Once they get to have a one on one with God, they'll realise that holding banners saying God Hates Fags is a pretty horrible thing to do.
Moncrief, I'm so excited about your saucy question! Come on!
Oh Minge, I'm just a humble girl, bored at work, enjoying the witty banter of you and your fabulous friends. With Will & Grace off the air, you, et al, may be all I have left for pure unadulterated humour! ;)
Tell us your coming out story.
My coming out story? I don't think I was ever in, but, um... I'll make this a blog entry, I think.
Can I change the names to protect the innocent?
Andrea, where are you? If you're in the UK, you can still catch Will & Grace (I'd prefer the Jack & Karen show) on Living TV. Oh, I think they've dropped the TV bit and just call it Living now. They're all hip and shit.
How long have you been with your partner? Were you looking for a long-term relationship when you met him?
No sweets, I'm in the colonies. We still get re-runs of course, but it is really brill!! Ontario to be close. Its blazing hot here. 32c. HELP! lol. ;)
You should come to the Mother country, Andrea. It hits 30c and everyone says they're going to die.
Moncrief, I've been with Ian since 1999.
I wasn't looking for anyone when I met him, having just broken up with my former boyfriend - and I still lived under the same roof as him! He was in denial and wouldn't let go. It was horrible.
I was looking forward to being single again. Didn't last long. I think I was single for about four months.
I dropped the bombshell just before my birthday and met Ian in the October.
I didn't like the beginning of 1999 very much, but the end was fabulous!
If there were no issues with visas or finding employment, where in the world would you most like to live?
You know, Moncrief, I'm really happy here in Scotland. The only downside is the weather. It rains a lot, the winters are bad and the summers are warm, never hot.
If visas and employment weren't an issue, I'd move to one of the Dutch Antilles. Don't know how long I'd stay there, though. I think I'd miss the accessibility of a large city.
I just love the sun. I love to be warm.
I went to St Lucia a few years ago and adored it. I wouldn't live there though, as I don't think it would be much fun for a gay guy or a gay couple. Actually, especially not for a gay couple.
I think the Dutch influence on Sint Maarten might make for a more laid back social scene.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Maarten
I wouldn't miss Britain. Not a bit.
I can't believe you wouldn't miss Britain. Britain's fabulous, sweetie!
I guess I've experienced it,though. A ferris wheel is great, but you wouldn't want to stay on it for ever. There are other rides in the park.
The grass is always green on the otehr side...
It's very green here. We get so much bloody rain! LOL!
Are you sad you haven't got more questons to answer?
Why didn't you answer Brian's question?
I am sad I didn't get more questions...! :(
I will answer Brian's question. It's frightening me a wee bit. Not sure why. I'm trying to avoid it. Help! It's a wee bit upsetting. It never was before.
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