Thursday, June 22, 2006

The gay prayer

This is the gay prayer:

Hail Judy,
Full of fabulousness,
The gays are with thee.
Drunk art thou among icons,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Liza.
Holy Judy,
Mother of debauchery,
pray for us queers now,
and at the hour of disco-dancing, smoking and drinking.

Amen.

7 comments:

Lucas said...

Fabulous! As a lapsed Catholic, I found that hilarious! Well done.

Minge said...

I say it every day.

Alan Fisher said...

I didn't get it... is it based on a Catholic prayer?

Minge said...

OMG! I can't believe you sometimes, Alan.

Did you never learn Hail Mary? You'll go to hell!

Alan Fisher said...

Well, I've heard the words "Hail Mary", but I don't know the rest of it. Is it something to do with counting beads on a necklace or something?

Alan Fisher said...

I actually thought it was the Lords Prayer. You know the one that goes "Our Father who Lives in Heaven, Hallowed by the Grace, Kingdom Come, And forgive us those Trespasses and we forgive those who Sinned Against us"... Well, something like that. Until I realised, that is, that there's no Mary in the Lords Prayer.

Minge said...

The only place where you won't find a Mary! ROFL!