The daily adventures of a fabulous poof in an emotional jungle. Watch as imagination, fact and fiction blur into an insane life dependent on outrageousness and an occasional venomous jibe.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Paradise
Hey, lady, I've been to paradise, but I've never been to Minge.
OK, again, maybe I lead a totally circumscribed life, but I'm both fascinated and appalled that such a tacky little song from the 80s made it overseas and became popular enough in the UK that two buff and burly Scots can quote lines from it. Foreign music just doesn't make in into the mainstream as much here and I find that sad. But y'all can talk Emma Channing and Never Been To Me as well as anyone I grew up with and that fascinates me. I need to get out more.
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And not a day goes by that I don't thank God profusely for that fact.
Stay away, then! See if I care.
C'mon, punkinface, you know I loves me some Minge.
Who's my boy? Who's my boy?
You're a discontented Mother and regimented wife.
I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do.
Izu boy.
OK, again, maybe I lead a totally circumscribed life, but I'm both fascinated and appalled that such a tacky little song from the 80s made it overseas and became popular enough in the UK that two buff and burly Scots can quote lines from it. Foreign music just doesn't make in into the mainstream as much here and I find that sad. But y'all can talk Emma Channing and Never Been To Me as well as anyone I grew up with and that fascinates me. I need to get out more.
But I wish someone would talk to me like I wanna talk to you
Hoooh, I've been to Nice, and the Isle of Greece and I've sipped Champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got!
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to sea. Hey lady, I've been to Paradise...
Brian, have you ever seen Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert?
The song takes on a whole new meaning.
Yes, you need to get out more! Move to the UK and never leave!
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