Fisting is the new black

The British fashion pack can always be relied on to start new trends. And this summer, the big new thing seems to be... fisting.

One young chap (allegedly) met Alexander McQueen on gaydar, and went round to his house. The two men got along famously until the designer revealed his penchant for fisting. The lad got scared, made his excuses and left. Unfortunately, he left in such a hurry that McQueen's dog chased and started to attack him.

Cue much attention and generosity to the boy, in the hope that he wouldn't report the beloved pooch, allegedly.