Monday, June 05, 2006

Back from England

Minge and Phyllis are back from England!

I should post a shed-load of information, but I can't. I'm too tired. We were up at half past three this morning (I think - it's all a blur) and left Mum's by about four, all in order to make it to the vet by three this afternoon, which we did, with plenty of time to spare.

Not only am I tired, I've got the rats. I'm trying to give up smoking again. I went without while I was alone at my Mum's, not for long, but for three days nonetheless. I was quite ok. Not a big deal. Now, today, I've only gone without for a matter of hours, six at the most, and am feeling like a caged lion.

Gggrrr!

Most of our time was spent on the beach in Bournemouth. I'll post more when I no longer feel like taking someone's head off. For now, I'll leave you with the photograph at the head of this entry. I was made to be a porn star. How the hell did I miss my vocation?

9 comments:

Brian said...

Oh my!

Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!

You do know how to take a boy's breath away.

Hey, welcome back, guys! Your presence has been sorely missed. Can't wait to hear all about it when you get settled in.

Minge said...

Thanks, hen.

I'm just going out now to bash my head against a brick wall.

Brian said...

Well, don't make too big of a mess. I'm hip deep in Scotland plans and I'm going to be doing some major consulting with you soon. Like how much will it cost me to put a bike on a train?

A Novelist said...

Welcome back! I missed reading your blog and hope you had a fun time away...

The March Hare said...

the photo's doen't get through over sea. Please post it again or send it to me privately... thnx, your closest fan (at least one of them)

Dan said...

Glad you had a nice time - sorry to see you're trying to give up smoking but good luck with it - you know it's better for you :D

Minge said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/5052300.stm

Blog Off said...

where's that sarong for this picture?

Minge said...

I thought I'd let you see my vaginal growths.